Own the ultimate ode to cartoon-level grumpiness. This tee features **Squidward Tentacles** front and center, rendered with his trademark deadpan stare and upturned arms over a backdrop of **retro concentric rings**. The bold script **“I Hate All of You!”** anchors the design in pitch-perfect sarcasm—instantly recognizable to fans who appreciate dry humor and undersea snark.
* **Striking artwork:** Clean linework, rich shadows, and standout coloring (sea-green skin, auburn-black accents) make the graphic pop on dark fabric.
* **Everyday comfort:** Soft, breathable fabric with a relaxed **unisex fit** that layers easily under flannels, hoodies, or jackets.
* **Built for repeat wear:** Durable print designed to hold detail and contrast through washes.
* **Wear-anywhere attitude:** Perfect for conventions, meme nights, casual hangs, or whenever you want your tee to do the eye-rolling for you.
* **Great gift idea:** A fun pick for fans of offbeat humor, animated classics, and anyone who relates a little too much to Squidward’s mood.
**Care**
Wash inside out in cold water; tumble dry low or air dry. Do not iron directly over the design.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
CHEST (inches) |
| XS |
27 |
16 ½ |
31-34 |
| S |
28 |
18 |
34-37 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
38-41 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
42-45 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
46-49 |
| 2XL |
32 |
26 |
50-53 |
| 3XL |
33 |
28 |
54-57 |
| 4XL |
34 |
30 |
58-61 |
| 5XL |
35 |
31 |
62-65 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
CHEST (cm) |
| XS |
68.6 |
42 |
78.7-86.4 |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
86.4-94 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
96.5-104.1 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
106.7-114.3 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
116.8-124.5 |
| 2XL |
81.3 |
66 |
127-134.6 |
| 3XL |
83.8 |
71.1 |
137.2-144.8 |
| 4XL |
86.4 |
76.2 |
147.3-155 |
| 5XL |
89 |
78.7 |
157.5-165 |
